Today played soccer. Can consider the whole say soccer bah..
From 230 onwards, we went to bedok.. played a bit wif some tj ppl until about 6. Then.. here's where the story begins.
We played wif some TK ppl.. and some of them were from mj and i recognize them. The thing is we played a goaless game wif lots of action for about an hour until we changed the rules tt u can enter the semi circle and score. This is wad i call soccer. Sweated a lot. And played a lot too.. Din play at that intensity for a long long time when the cambodians were gone...
Anyway tmr.. hmm.. haha.. dnno wad's happening also.. Would blog after tmr about tmr.. =)
One day, there was a cow and a horse. They were both grazing on the field. The cow is relatively bigger sized that the horse wif the cow having a BMI of 45 compared to the horse of 38. So naturally, the grass the cow stepped on would be crushed.
The cow likes to eat hard grass that is uncrushed cuz the 4 stomach of it would crush the grass slowly. It's its own mechanism to burn calories. However, the horse prefers crushed grass. Cuz it has only one stomach and by eating crushed grass, it can conserve energy for long distance runs. So the horse will always follow the cow behind and eating the grass crushed by the cow.
One day, a gambler came by and spotted the 2 animals. He went to the horse and said. EEE-AWWW. Before going to the cow and say: GEE-KEE-LOK-GEE-KEE-LOK-GEE-KEE-LOK. The animals turned to him. Gave him a typical "huh?!!?!" look. And turned away facing the gambler wif their butt. Enraged, the gambler took out the hidden cards under his cuff and starting throwing at the butts, expecting the animals to run. But not only did the animals not run, they begain to run around the gambler, encircling him. The gambler looked at the animals running for awhile before starting to laugh loudly.. This is because the cow is crushing the soil around him and he starts to see a chest wif the words printed largely: TREASURE CHEST YEAR OF DINOSAURS.
He was so happy, so he started running with the animals also. Thinking that the gambler was nuts, the animals decided to ignore him and continue on to their grass grazing about 100m away from him. The gambler thought that he was rich and started to pull the chest out. Amazed at its shiny-ness, he pulled and he pulled and he pulled. Finally, the chest was out! At this point, a crow dropped dead on the ground beside the chest. A pigeon dropped dead on the ground on the other side of the chest. And from the hole where the chest was dug out, a mole came out sniffing the air before climbing on top of the chest and laying flat breathing loudly. The gambler was amazed and shocked at wad was happening. He took out his mobile and dialed for SOS.
May i help u?
I've gt an animal problem at jalan bukit kayu.
What do u mean?
There's a dead pigeon on my left, a dead crow on my right, a half-dead mole on a chest i found underground, and a cow wif a horse following it behind.
So what exactly is your problem?
Oh.. ya.. I duno wad is my problem. Geez. Sorry for the call.
WHAT?! U called for nth! U waste my time, ur time, and the company's time. With that u are charged of prank call. Please leave your name, ic no and address. I know who you are.
U think i'm stupid!? Bye!
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTt. The line went flat. The burglar went back to his chest, and saw a lock. Or rather, a piece of old wood stuck in the lock area. He broke the wood, and opened the chest.
His eyes glittered wif black. He has never seen anything so black before. The blackiness is juz so black. In the chest was "ARGHATSA BLACK PAINT -- BLACK GURANTEED TO BLACKEN YOU" The chest was empty except for the fine prints. Of course, its interior is black. Feeling cheated, he slammed the chest close and walk off.. with a BLACK face. He had indeed turned black.
After walking for a while, he saw a lady in white sitting on a lotus plant with a glow of yellow light behind her. He saw Guan Yin!! Immediately, he asked for 4 numbers to buy 4D. So guanyin behing the goddess of mercy, took mercy on him and gave him 3 sets of 4 numbers. 3814 8096 1236. This is all i can do she said, the rest is up to u... and she disappeared in the thin air.
So the gambler rushed to the nearesh Singapore Pool. Upon reaching it, the time was 1801. And no other numbers could be bought. Wanting to win some money, he used his hp once again and bought all 3 set of numbers with permutations wif the illegal 4-D-er he knows. Using his hp again, he tuned in to FM97.2 for the fastest 4-D results. He waited and waited and waited, BUT there was no result. Suddenly he remembered, it's Monday today, and it's toto day. Pondering for a while, he went to Courts and requested to take a look at the TOTO results via teletext. To his horror, the numbers were 38 14 08 09 06 12 36. And the Group 1 prize money was S$20,000,000.
From 230 onwards, we went to bedok.. played a bit wif some tj ppl until about 6. Then.. here's where the story begins.
We played wif some TK ppl.. and some of them were from mj and i recognize them. The thing is we played a goaless game wif lots of action for about an hour until we changed the rules tt u can enter the semi circle and score. This is wad i call soccer. Sweated a lot. And played a lot too.. Din play at that intensity for a long long time when the cambodians were gone...
Anyway tmr.. hmm.. haha.. dnno wad's happening also.. Would blog after tmr about tmr.. =)
One day, there was a cow and a horse. They were both grazing on the field. The cow is relatively bigger sized that the horse wif the cow having a BMI of 45 compared to the horse of 38. So naturally, the grass the cow stepped on would be crushed.
The cow likes to eat hard grass that is uncrushed cuz the 4 stomach of it would crush the grass slowly. It's its own mechanism to burn calories. However, the horse prefers crushed grass. Cuz it has only one stomach and by eating crushed grass, it can conserve energy for long distance runs. So the horse will always follow the cow behind and eating the grass crushed by the cow.
One day, a gambler came by and spotted the 2 animals. He went to the horse and said. EEE-AWWW. Before going to the cow and say: GEE-KEE-LOK-GEE-KEE-LOK-GEE-KEE-LOK. The animals turned to him. Gave him a typical "huh?!!?!" look. And turned away facing the gambler wif their butt. Enraged, the gambler took out the hidden cards under his cuff and starting throwing at the butts, expecting the animals to run. But not only did the animals not run, they begain to run around the gambler, encircling him. The gambler looked at the animals running for awhile before starting to laugh loudly.. This is because the cow is crushing the soil around him and he starts to see a chest wif the words printed largely: TREASURE CHEST YEAR OF DINOSAURS.
He was so happy, so he started running with the animals also. Thinking that the gambler was nuts, the animals decided to ignore him and continue on to their grass grazing about 100m away from him. The gambler thought that he was rich and started to pull the chest out. Amazed at its shiny-ness, he pulled and he pulled and he pulled. Finally, the chest was out! At this point, a crow dropped dead on the ground beside the chest. A pigeon dropped dead on the ground on the other side of the chest. And from the hole where the chest was dug out, a mole came out sniffing the air before climbing on top of the chest and laying flat breathing loudly. The gambler was amazed and shocked at wad was happening. He took out his mobile and dialed for SOS.
May i help u?
I've gt an animal problem at jalan bukit kayu.
What do u mean?
There's a dead pigeon on my left, a dead crow on my right, a half-dead mole on a chest i found underground, and a cow wif a horse following it behind.
So what exactly is your problem?
Oh.. ya.. I duno wad is my problem. Geez. Sorry for the call.
WHAT?! U called for nth! U waste my time, ur time, and the company's time. With that u are charged of prank call. Please leave your name, ic no and address. I know who you are.
U think i'm stupid!? Bye!
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTt. The line went flat. The burglar went back to his chest, and saw a lock. Or rather, a piece of old wood stuck in the lock area. He broke the wood, and opened the chest.
His eyes glittered wif black. He has never seen anything so black before. The blackiness is juz so black. In the chest was "ARGHATSA BLACK PAINT -- BLACK GURANTEED TO BLACKEN YOU" The chest was empty except for the fine prints. Of course, its interior is black. Feeling cheated, he slammed the chest close and walk off.. with a BLACK face. He had indeed turned black.
After walking for a while, he saw a lady in white sitting on a lotus plant with a glow of yellow light behind her. He saw Guan Yin!! Immediately, he asked for 4 numbers to buy 4D. So guanyin behing the goddess of mercy, took mercy on him and gave him 3 sets of 4 numbers. 3814 8096 1236. This is all i can do she said, the rest is up to u... and she disappeared in the thin air.
So the gambler rushed to the nearesh Singapore Pool. Upon reaching it, the time was 1801. And no other numbers could be bought. Wanting to win some money, he used his hp once again and bought all 3 set of numbers with permutations wif the illegal 4-D-er he knows. Using his hp again, he tuned in to FM97.2 for the fastest 4-D results. He waited and waited and waited, BUT there was no result. Suddenly he remembered, it's Monday today, and it's toto day. Pondering for a while, he went to Courts and requested to take a look at the TOTO results via teletext. To his horror, the numbers were 38 14 08 09 06 12 36. And the Group 1 prize money was S$20,000,000.
Leaving himself to fate, the gambler returned home with some Ah Kong Bak Kut Teh for this family for dinner.....
Of course this story has no moral values. And it's juz a release of my crap.... It's all bullshit. Haha! I lost the mood to write it cuz the song u're listening to now touched me.. So i'm no longer crappy but touched..
What is it like to love and be loved in return? What the feeling when she says YES for the first time. Is it happiness beyond description? Hmm.. or is it ok loh? I suppose that if a lot of effort has been made, and the feeling is so strong, it WILL be happiness beyond description. But if it's nth much nth much, den it would be ok loh.. Haha.. i guess i would be happiness beyond description.. haha..
Would i make a gd partner? Hmm.. let's see.. Forget about the traits that are not changeable. But focus on those changeable ones.. Gd pt.. I fee l like i'm po-ing my self.. haha.. Anyway, gd pts.. i think i can make her happy and carefree most of the time, i can relatively sense more of the emotion and feelings in her, one-heart (haha..), pamper her (haha even more). Btw the last point is about sense of security. i feel that sense of security doesnt mean big sized and strong only, but also the trust u give her and how much she is able to believe ur words, and the matureness level shown to others... Which, i can do reasonably ok..
Bad pts.. i do things first before considering the consequences most of the time so tt give insecureness, which i think is the biggest flaw.. and also rashness..
Feel free to add to the list ppl.. =). Accepting critism is a step to becoming a better man =).
Does sincere-ness touch girls? A big question mark to this..
Another thing before i end this extra extra long post..
Liking her for 2 years in jc. U call this stupid? pei fu (admire)? or juz a smile? For me though, it's definitely NOT stupid. Definitely. A smile's most appropriate to me.
That's the end of this long long post. Maybe it's the longest ever.. Who knows.. Tmr would be another new day! =)
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